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Thrashed Potatoes
01:00
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Need something to lighten up my mood
Thrashed potatoes are comfort food
Take those spuds and throw em in the pit
Thrashed potatoes, we'll mash them to shit!
THRASHED POTATOES!
Throw em down, mash em with your boots
Thrashed Potatoes are tasty roots
In the pit, stomp crush and kick
Thrashed Potatoes, we'll mash em to shit!
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No shoes, no shirt. Time to pay the fucking price
No shoes, no shirt. Gonna take your fucking life
No shoes, no shirt. Stab you with a fucking knife
No shoes, no shirt. Now you're gonna fucking die!
Now you're gonna die!
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As Seen On TV
01:14
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As seen on TV!
Lipstick and diamond rings
Cutlery and shiny things
Wait theres more!
Shamwow and slap shop
Barbie dolls and tonka trucks
I want it now!
As seen on TV!
iThis and iThat
Corporate cat is getting fat
But wait there's more!
Order now, don't you wait
plastic shit and diet cake
I want it now!
As seen on TV!
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Expiration Date
01:31
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All the food is getting rotten
Leftovers are long forgotten
Mold in here is growing thick
Squirming maggots make me sick
What were you thinking?
Now its too late!
The food in the fridge is passed the expiration date!
Rotten eggs and moldy cheese
Ancient relic of chinese
Memories of how it tasted
Can't believe this food got wasted!
What were you thinking?
Now its too late!
The food in the fridge is passed the expiration date!
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Excuse Me
00:16
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Excuse me. Could you please move?
Excuse me. Could you please move?
Excuse me. Could you please move?
Excuse me. Could you please move?
I asked you to politely get out of the way, but you wouldn't fucking move!
Slow as shit your life must suck
Get outta the way you stupid fuck
You don't care so why should I?
Get the fuck out of my way!
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