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Popular Children's Songs

by Secondhand Destruction

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1.
Intro 00:31
2.
Baby Killer 02:41
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I waited by your fucking womb So I could put it in its tomb I don’t want it crying all night So I put out its lights. I KILL BABIES! I wanna chop off its head See it gush and spray red Waited by your fucking cunt Dead baby’s all I want I KILL BABIES! Tear off its umbilical chord Smash its face into the floor Throw it in the fucking pit Stomp it ‘til it looks like shit I KILL BABIES! I waited by your fucking womb So I could put it in its tomb I don’t want it crying all night So I put out its lights I KILL BABIES!
3.
More Shit. Less Gore. 01:57
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Plenty of sex in my rock & roll Tons of violence, no control Stomp my feet, bang my head Censorship, I’d rather be dead Tipper Gore, that fucking cunt I’m gonna say what I want Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Tipper Gore Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking whore Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Gimme more profanity! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! That fucking cunt Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Gonna say what I want Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Raise your middle fingers More shit, less Gore!
4.
Bukkake Ladyboys From Hell 01:30
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Bukkake Ladyboys From Hell They came up top to drown our race Shoot their splooge in our face Not a woman or a man Gonna kill you with their glands No, no, no! Bukkake Ladyboys From hell Bukkake ladyboys from hell 1, 2, 3, 4 I don’t care Just don’t shoot it in my hair 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 There was death by cum again No, no, no! Bukkake Ladyboys From hell Bukkake ladyboys from hell See that person with the tits, I bet you couldn’t tell That it’s really a ladyboy, a transsexual from hell They came to earth from down below to drown the human race When they shoot their shemale semen all over your face Here come the ladyboys, from hell. Bukkake Ladyboys From hell
5.
Count Thrashula The Thrashpyre 01:43
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Sleep all day Party all night Never grow old Never fucking die NEVER DIE Come a little bit closer You will get bit Fucking torn apart In a circle pit CIRCLE PIT It’s an epidemic spreading across the nation People in every state, they are changing Hear the beat and you’re fucked for life Moshin’ and thrashin’ every night
6.
Your Daughter is a Cunt 01:01
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Your daughter is a cunt [x alot] Your daughter, she’s a cunt (she’s a cunt) [4x] Your daughter is a cunt [x alot]
7.
Soylent Green 03:18
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When you riot for your food And they send out the fucking scoops Remember where that food came from It could have been your dead mom Soylent Green is people Soylent Green is human flesh Soylent Green is what we eat Soylent Green for you and me What happens when the food runs dry? They send us to a factory when we die It’s where they process human beings It’s where they make Soylent Green Soylent Green is people Soylent Green is human flesh Soylent Green is what we eat Soylent Green is you and me They said that is was okay For us to eat Soylent Green all day They said that it was fine For us to eat our own kind They call it Soylent Green It’s all we got to eat They call it Soylent Green And it’s made from people meat
8.
Human Waste 03:14
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9.
Craig Isaacs Gave Me Herpes 00:08
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Craig Isaacs Gave Me Herpes Woke up with a nasty rash Burning sensation in my ass Pubic region starts to itch Oh my god, that son of a bitch! Craig Isaacs gave me herpes Craig Isaacs gave me herpes
10.
The Public Option 02:21
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Tonsillitis, diabetes, kidney stones and HPV Herpes, Cancer, Influenza, I think I need an MRI None of these are covered, instead you’ll be put to death Young and old are laid to rest, the death panels know what’s best Broken bones, shattered teeth, busted hip and HIV Gonorrhea, syphilis, Chlamydia, vaginal cyst None of these are covered, instead you’ll be put to death Makes no difference young or old, trust the government to control Someone help I’m in pain The public option will take it away Runny nose, watery eye; all good reasons for you to die Leukemia, jaundice, carpal tunnel, vaccination, birth control None of these are covered now, instead you’ll all be put to death You and old are laid to rest, trust the death panel, they know best
11.
"C" is for Cunt 01:36
12.
Semper Fi or Die 02:11
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Semper Fi or Die They say be a patriot I think that they’re full of shit Burn a flag you’re gonna die They won’t look you in the eye Just cause you don’t share their view They’re gonna crucify you When it’s not their song you sing You’re not fucking human being So why not be like the rest Put your hand up to your chest ‘Cause if you don’t pledge you’re allegiance This is what they’ll say Semper Fi or die God bless the USA That’s what they will fucking say Hang the flag in your front yard Be a patriot and you’ll go far God bless the USA You’re a traitor if you don’t see things their way Hang the flag in your front yard Be a patriot or you’ll end up dead Semper Fi or die
13.
FCC 00:39
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You can’t do that on television You can’t say that on radio You can’t do that anywhere Hey you can’t say that in here You can’t do anything, the FCC is censoring it all
14.
Your Religion Sucks 02:06
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Your Religion Sucks Let me tell you something, you’re religion sure sucks Spreading all your lies just to make a couple bucks Muslims and the Christians and the Buddhists and the Jews There’s way too many, let’s just pick on a few Hey you, your religion sucks First there are the Mormons, they sure are fucking dumb Believe in polygamy ‘cause two holes are better than one They kick out the boys at the age of twelve ‘Cause they want to keep all the women to themselves Hey you, your religion sucks Next there are the Catholics with their drunken religious joy Watch on TV as they have sex with little boys Go to confession and wash away their sins Just wake up and do it all again Hey you, your religion sucks Scientology is the dumbest of the lot Believe in some fucking alien plot Celebrity status gets you to the top And if you don’t believe me, just ask Tom Your religion sucks
15.
John Day's Sex Life 00:06
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One, two, three, four!
16.
Scat Girls From Outerspace 02:37
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Scat girls! She was a scat girl from outer space Threw up all over my face Scat girls! Eat her shit do not fear Pretend her ass if the final frontier Scat girls! Golden showers just won’t do She ain’t satisfied until I poo Scat girls!
17.
Abusement For My Amusement 01:42
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Abusement for my Amusement Abuse your family, abuse your friends Hope the beating never ends Abusement for my amusement (Abusing everyone) Kicking ass, taking names Hurting people is my game Abusement for my amusement (Abusement if fun) ABUSE Abuse and home, abuse at work Getting off by being a jerk Abusement for my amusement (Abusing everyone) Punching, kicking, stabbing, screaming I’m only happy when you’re bleeding Abusement for my amusement (Abusement is fun) ABUSE Abusement is fun Abuse your family, abuse your friends Hope the beating never ends Abusement for my amusement (Abusing everyone) Kicking ass, taking names Hurting people is my game Abusement for my amusement (Abusement is fun) ABUSE
18.
Abby's Penis (is Larger Than Mine) 00:09
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Abby’s Penis (Is Larger Than Mine) Abby’s penis is larger than mine Abby’s penis is larger than mine Abby’s dick!
19.
The Crusher 01:26
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I will crush because I am the Crusher I will smash because thats what I do Killing the people and crushing their homes Soon I will crush a city near you! I crushed your cans I crushed your car I crushed your house Now I will crush you! I will crush because I am the Crusher I will smash because thats what I do Killing the people and crushing their homes Soon I will crush a city near you! I crushed your velvet I crushed your orange I crushed your ice No I will crush you! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush!
20.
Cottage Cheese Cunt 01:38
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Cottage Cheese Cunt Even though you’re really old you still like to get wet You get really turned when you take young boys to bed I hate to say, “There ain’t no way!” your snatch is really sick It’s no fucking place I’m gonna stick my dick Cottage cheese Cunt A nuclear bomb couldn’t eliminate the rot That accumulated all over your fossil of a twat It’s ooey gooey, sticky slimy, it really fucking smells It’s the putrid pussy, it’s the fucking cunt from hell Cottage cheese Cunt A nuclear bomb couldn’t eliminate the rot That accumulated all over your fossil of a twat It’s ooey gooey, sticky slimy, it really fucking smells It’s the putrid pussy, it’s the fucking cunt from hell Cottage cheese Cunt
21.
Hilarious Mating Call of Dave From Room21 00:21
22.
Judy Is A Corpse 02:01
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Judy is a corpse (and Judy is my bitch) And Judy is my love (I found her in the ditch) Oh Judy! Judy! Judy! (Judy can’t say no) Judy you’re a corpse (And I’ll never let her go) When Judy was alive we didn’t get along But now that she is dead we’re having lots of fun She’s my necrofucking baby, she really turns me on I dragged her to the bedroom where we fucked all night long Judy is a corpse (and Judy is my bitch) And Judy is my love (I found her in the ditch) Oh Judy! Judy! Judy! (Judy can’t say no) Judy you’re a corpse (And I’ll never let her go) Buried six feet under is not where she belongs She shows no emotion, it makes me long and hard She’s my cold blooded girlfriend, I know it may sound tacky I store her in my closet next to Sheena and Jackie Judy is a corpse (and Judy is my bitch) And Judy is my love (I found her in the ditch) Oh Judy! Judy! Judy! (Judy can’t say no) Judy you’re a corpse (And I’ll never let her go) When Judy was alive we didn’t get along But now that she is dead we’re having lots of fun She’s my necrofucking baby, she really turns me on I dragged her to the bedroom where we fucked all night long
23.
Attention Deficit 00:25
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They put me on Ritalin, that’s what the doctor said They put me on Ritalin, because I can’t sit still
24.
Marketscheme 01:46
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Marketscheme Everything that you said You forced me to believe Everything that you did It’s your nature to deceive Everything I thought I knew Was a fucking lie Now I turn the TV off And I say goodbye Marketscheme, marketscheme Money’s all you care about Brainwash, brainwash The youth of today Marketscheme, marketscheme Money’s all you care about Brainwash, brainwash A penny earned is a child lost Everything that you are A market strategy Brainwash all the kids Since the age of three Everything that I thought I knew was a fucking lie Now I turn the radio off And I say goodbye Marketscheme Money’s all you care about
25.
Groovy As Fuck 00:55
26.
Bloodlust 03:37
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They point the gun at you They point it in your schools Got one things on their minds It’s to blow you away Now they walk the halls With a gun in their hand Gonna kill those fucking jocks Who pushed you aside Bloodlust in your home Bloodlust in society (Bloodlust, bloodlust) Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home Fucked up minds and fucked up lives Gonna blow you away Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home Fucked up minds and fucked up lives Gonna blow out your fucking brains Instead of helping them You put them on them on the news Blame everyone else Because of their mistakes What’s left after all this verbal abuse Nothing left for them to do But to blow you away Bloodlust in your home Bloodlust in society (Bloodlust, bloodlust) Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home Fucked up minds and fucked up lives Gonna blow you away Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home Fucked up minds and fucked up lives Gonna blow out your fucking brains Bloodlust! Bloodlust in your home Bloodlust in society (Bloodlust, bloodlust) Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home Fucked up minds and fucked up lives Gonna blow you away Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home Fucked up minds and fucked up lives Gonna blow out your fucking brains
27.
Fuck Machine 01:55
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Fuck, fuck, fuck machine Fuck, fuck, fuck machine Fuck, fuck, fuck machine He’s the fucking king Had a nasty accident Crashed into a rock Now he’s been equipped With a bionic cock At the speed of lightning He’s stuff all their cunts Giving women what they need To satisfy their wants Fuck, fuck, fuck machine Fuck, fuck, fuck machine Fuck, fuck, fuck machine He’s the fucking king They put it back together With wires, buts, and bolts Powered by a battery Of 120 volts His thrust is like a jackhammer Pounding the road Making women scream Making women moan Fuck, fuck, fuck machine Fuck, fuck, fuck machine Fuck, fuck, fuck machine He’s the fucking king
28.
ConsumeWHORE 02:19
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Too much is not enough You always must have more Without that matching pair of socks Your life is just a bore Whatever happened To make you feel this way To make your mind so ignorant You throw your cash away Consumewhore You’re buying everything Consumewhore And what more do you need Consumewhore You know they tell you lies Consumewhore And yet you buy, buy They pummel you on TV With tons of sexy ads Trying to persuade you To buy into their fucking fads When will it be enough When will you take no more When will you fucking grow a pair And finally just say no Consumewhore You’re buying everything Consumewhore And what more do you need Consumewhore You know they tell you lies Consumewhore And yet you buy, buy Consumewhore (consume more) Buy! Buy! You now have everything But still aren’t satisfied You’ll continue buying Until the day you’ve died So go ahead and consume You motherfucking whore And find out if your money will buy Just what you’re looking for Consumewhore You’re buying everything Consumewhore And what more do you need Consumewhore You know they tell you lies Consumewhore And yet you buy, buy
29.
H1N1 01:10
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I saw it on the TV There’s nothing we can do We’re all gonna die From the hybrid flu I’ve got the swine flu She’s got the swine flue They’ve got the swine flu We’re giving, giving it to you They call it H1N1 It ain’t no fucking fun You better start to worry When your nose starts to run I’ve got the swine flu She’s got the swine flue They’ve got the swine flu We’re giving, giving it to you We’ve all got the swine flu
30.
Eating Your Friends Is Badass 02:12
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You will die by my knife Yes you will I will eat all the flesh From my kill You will be my next meal Dice you up, grind you down Take you home Tear the meat, with my teeth From your bone You will be my next meal
31.
Outro 00:16

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released March 4, 2010

Guitar and Vocals - Kris Threat
Bass, vocals and keyboard on track 21- Cakey McButterlumps
Drums- Bob T Waif

extra vocals supplied by Dave Harris, Cassie Wilson, Katie Pasko, Ayesha McKee, Jacob Bolin, Cole Wooten, Matt Search and Nathaniel Brownstien. Fran Krebs does not actual appear on this album!

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