1. |
Intro
00:31
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2. |
Baby Killer
02:41
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I waited by your fucking womb
So I could put it in its tomb
I don’t want it crying all night
So I put out its lights.
I KILL BABIES!
I wanna chop off its head
See it gush and spray red
Waited by your fucking cunt
Dead baby’s all I want
I KILL BABIES!
Tear off its umbilical chord
Smash its face into the floor
Throw it in the fucking pit
Stomp it ‘til it looks like shit
I KILL BABIES!
I waited by your fucking womb
So I could put it in its tomb
I don’t want it crying all night
So I put out its lights
I KILL BABIES!
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3. |
More Shit. Less Gore.
01:57
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Plenty of sex in my rock & roll
Tons of violence, no control
Stomp my feet, bang my head
Censorship, I’d rather be dead
Tipper Gore, that fucking cunt
I’m gonna say what I want
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Tipper Gore
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fucking whore
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Gimme more profanity!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
That fucking cunt
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Gonna say what I want
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Raise your middle fingers
More shit, less Gore!
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Bukkake Ladyboys From Hell
They came up top to drown our race
Shoot their splooge in our face
Not a woman or a man
Gonna kill you with their glands
No, no, no!
Bukkake
Ladyboys
From hell
Bukkake ladyboys from hell
1, 2, 3, 4 I don’t care
Just don’t shoot it in my hair
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
There was death by cum again
No, no, no!
Bukkake
Ladyboys
From hell
Bukkake ladyboys from hell
See that person with the tits, I bet you couldn’t tell
That it’s really a ladyboy, a transsexual from hell
They came to earth from down below to drown the human race
When they shoot their shemale semen all over your face
Here come the ladyboys, from hell.
Bukkake
Ladyboys
From hell
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Sleep all day
Party all night
Never grow old
Never fucking die
NEVER DIE
Come a little bit closer
You will get bit
Fucking torn apart
In a circle pit
CIRCLE PIT
It’s an epidemic spreading across the nation
People in every state, they are changing
Hear the beat and you’re fucked for life
Moshin’ and thrashin’ every night
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6. |
Your Daughter is a Cunt
01:01
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Your daughter is a cunt [x alot]
Your daughter, she’s a cunt (she’s a cunt) [4x]
Your daughter is a cunt [x alot]
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7. |
Soylent Green
03:18
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When you riot for your food
And they send out the fucking scoops
Remember where that food came from
It could have been your dead mom
Soylent Green is people
Soylent Green is human flesh
Soylent Green is what we eat
Soylent Green for you and me
What happens when the food runs dry?
They send us to a factory when we die
It’s where they process human beings
It’s where they make Soylent Green
Soylent Green is people
Soylent Green is human flesh
Soylent Green is what we eat
Soylent Green is you and me
They said that is was okay
For us to eat Soylent Green all day
They said that it was fine
For us to eat our own kind
They call it Soylent Green
It’s all we got to eat
They call it Soylent Green
And it’s made from people meat
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8. |
Human Waste
03:14
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Craig Isaacs Gave Me Herpes
Woke up with a nasty rash
Burning sensation in my ass
Pubic region starts to itch
Oh my god, that son of a bitch!
Craig Isaacs gave me herpes
Craig Isaacs gave me herpes
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10. |
The Public Option
02:21
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Tonsillitis, diabetes, kidney stones and HPV
Herpes, Cancer, Influenza, I think I need an MRI
None of these are covered, instead you’ll be put to death
Young and old are laid to rest, the death panels know what’s best
Broken bones, shattered teeth, busted hip and HIV
Gonorrhea, syphilis, Chlamydia, vaginal cyst
None of these are covered, instead you’ll be put to death
Makes no difference young or old, trust the government to control
Someone help I’m in pain
The public option will take it away
Runny nose, watery eye; all good reasons for you to die
Leukemia, jaundice, carpal tunnel, vaccination, birth control
None of these are covered now, instead you’ll all be put to death
You and old are laid to rest, trust the death panel, they know best
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11. |
"C" is for Cunt
01:36
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12. |
Semper Fi or Die
02:11
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Semper Fi or Die
They say be a patriot
I think that they’re full of shit
Burn a flag you’re gonna die
They won’t look you in the eye
Just cause you don’t share their view
They’re gonna crucify you
When it’s not their song you sing
You’re not fucking human being
So why not be like the rest
Put your hand up to your chest
‘Cause if you don’t pledge you’re allegiance
This is what they’ll say
Semper Fi or die
God bless the USA
That’s what they will fucking say
Hang the flag in your front yard
Be a patriot and you’ll go far
God bless the USA
You’re a traitor if you don’t see things their way
Hang the flag in your front yard
Be a patriot or you’ll end up dead
Semper Fi or die
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13. |
FCC
00:39
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You can’t do that on television
You can’t say that on radio
You can’t do that anywhere
Hey you can’t say that in here
You can’t do anything, the FCC is censoring it all
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14. |
Your Religion Sucks
02:06
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Your Religion Sucks
Let me tell you something, you’re religion sure sucks
Spreading all your lies just to make a couple bucks
Muslims and the Christians and the Buddhists and the Jews
There’s way too many, let’s just pick on a few
Hey you, your religion sucks
First there are the Mormons, they sure are fucking dumb
Believe in polygamy ‘cause two holes are better than one
They kick out the boys at the age of twelve
‘Cause they want to keep all the women to themselves
Hey you, your religion sucks
Next there are the Catholics with their drunken religious joy
Watch on TV as they have sex with little boys
Go to confession and wash away their sins
Just wake up and do it all again
Hey you, your religion sucks
Scientology is the dumbest of the lot
Believe in some fucking alien plot
Celebrity status gets you to the top
And if you don’t believe me, just ask Tom
Your religion sucks
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15. |
John Day's Sex Life
00:06
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One, two, three, four!
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Scat girls!
She was a scat girl from outer space
Threw up all over my face
Scat girls!
Eat her shit do not fear
Pretend her ass if the final frontier
Scat girls!
Golden showers just won’t do
She ain’t satisfied until I poo
Scat girls!
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Abusement for my Amusement
Abuse your family, abuse your friends
Hope the beating never ends
Abusement for my amusement
(Abusing everyone)
Kicking ass, taking names
Hurting people is my game
Abusement for my amusement
(Abusement if fun)
ABUSE
Abuse and home, abuse at work
Getting off by being a jerk
Abusement for my amusement
(Abusing everyone)
Punching, kicking, stabbing, screaming
I’m only happy when you’re bleeding
Abusement for my amusement
(Abusement is fun)
ABUSE
Abusement is fun
Abuse your family, abuse your friends
Hope the beating never ends
Abusement for my amusement
(Abusing everyone)
Kicking ass, taking names
Hurting people is my game
Abusement for my amusement
(Abusement is fun)
ABUSE
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Abby’s Penis (Is Larger Than Mine)
Abby’s penis is larger than mine
Abby’s penis is larger than mine
Abby’s dick!
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19. |
The Crusher
01:26
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I will crush because I am the Crusher
I will smash because thats what I do
Killing the people and crushing their homes
Soon I will crush a city near you!
I crushed your cans
I crushed your car
I crushed your house
Now I will crush you!
I will crush because I am the Crusher
I will smash because thats what I do
Killing the people and crushing their homes
Soon I will crush a city near you!
I crushed your velvet
I crushed your orange
I crushed your ice
No I will crush you!
Crush! Crush!
Crush! Crush!
Crush! Crush!
Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush! Crush!
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20. |
Cottage Cheese Cunt
01:38
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Cottage Cheese Cunt
Even though you’re really old you still like to get wet
You get really turned when you take young boys to bed
I hate to say, “There ain’t no way!” your snatch is really sick
It’s no fucking place I’m gonna stick my dick
Cottage cheese
Cunt
A nuclear bomb couldn’t eliminate the rot
That accumulated all over your fossil of a twat
It’s ooey gooey, sticky slimy, it really fucking smells
It’s the putrid pussy, it’s the fucking cunt from hell
Cottage cheese
Cunt
A nuclear bomb couldn’t eliminate the rot
That accumulated all over your fossil of a twat
It’s ooey gooey, sticky slimy, it really fucking smells
It’s the putrid pussy, it’s the fucking cunt from hell
Cottage cheese
Cunt
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22. |
Judy Is A Corpse
02:01
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Judy is a corpse (and Judy is my bitch)
And Judy is my love (I found her in the ditch)
Oh Judy! Judy! Judy! (Judy can’t say no)
Judy you’re a corpse (And I’ll never let her go)
When Judy was alive we didn’t get along
But now that she is dead we’re having lots of fun
She’s my necrofucking baby, she really turns me on
I dragged her to the bedroom where we fucked all night long
Judy is a corpse (and Judy is my bitch)
And Judy is my love (I found her in the ditch)
Oh Judy! Judy! Judy! (Judy can’t say no)
Judy you’re a corpse (And I’ll never let her go)
Buried six feet under is not where she belongs
She shows no emotion, it makes me long and hard
She’s my cold blooded girlfriend, I know it may sound tacky
I store her in my closet next to Sheena and Jackie
Judy is a corpse (and Judy is my bitch)
And Judy is my love (I found her in the ditch)
Oh Judy! Judy! Judy! (Judy can’t say no)
Judy you’re a corpse (And I’ll never let her go)
When Judy was alive we didn’t get along
But now that she is dead we’re having lots of fun
She’s my necrofucking baby, she really turns me on
I dragged her to the bedroom where we fucked all night long
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23. |
Attention Deficit
00:25
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They put me on Ritalin, that’s what the doctor said
They put me on Ritalin, because I can’t sit still
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24. |
Marketscheme
01:46
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Marketscheme
Everything that you said
You forced me to believe
Everything that you did
It’s your nature to deceive
Everything I thought I knew
Was a fucking lie
Now I turn the TV off
And I say goodbye
Marketscheme, marketscheme
Money’s all you care about
Brainwash, brainwash
The youth of today
Marketscheme, marketscheme
Money’s all you care about
Brainwash, brainwash
A penny earned is a child lost
Everything that you are
A market strategy
Brainwash all the kids
Since the age of three
Everything that I thought
I knew was a fucking lie
Now I turn the radio off
And I say goodbye
Marketscheme
Money’s all you care about
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25. |
Groovy As Fuck
00:55
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26. |
Bloodlust
03:37
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They point the gun at you
They point it in your schools
Got one things on their minds
It’s to blow you away
Now they walk the halls
With a gun in their hand
Gonna kill those fucking jocks
Who pushed you aside
Bloodlust in your home
Bloodlust in society (Bloodlust, bloodlust)
Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home
Fucked up minds and fucked up lives
Gonna blow you away
Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home
Fucked up minds and fucked up lives
Gonna blow out your fucking brains
Instead of helping them
You put them on them on the news
Blame everyone else
Because of their mistakes
What’s left after all this verbal abuse
Nothing left for them to do
But to blow you away
Bloodlust in your home
Bloodlust in society (Bloodlust, bloodlust)
Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home
Fucked up minds and fucked up lives
Gonna blow you away
Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home
Fucked up minds and fucked up lives
Gonna blow out your fucking brains
Bloodlust!
Bloodlust in your home
Bloodlust in society (Bloodlust, bloodlust)
Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home
Fucked up minds and fucked up lives
Gonna blow you away
Bloodlust in society, bloodlust in your home
Fucked up minds and fucked up lives
Gonna blow out your fucking brains
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27. |
Fuck Machine
01:55
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Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
He’s the fucking king
Had a nasty accident
Crashed into a rock
Now he’s been equipped
With a bionic cock
At the speed of lightning
He’s stuff all their cunts
Giving women what they need
To satisfy their wants
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
He’s the fucking king
They put it back together
With wires, buts, and bolts
Powered by a battery
Of 120 volts
His thrust is like a jackhammer
Pounding the road
Making women scream
Making women moan
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
Fuck, fuck, fuck machine
He’s the fucking king
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28. |
ConsumeWHORE
02:19
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Too much is not enough
You always must have more
Without that matching pair of socks
Your life is just a bore
Whatever happened
To make you feel this way
To make your mind so ignorant
You throw your cash away
Consumewhore
You’re buying everything
Consumewhore
And what more do you need
Consumewhore
You know they tell you lies
Consumewhore
And yet you buy, buy
They pummel you on TV
With tons of sexy ads
Trying to persuade you
To buy into their fucking fads
When will it be enough
When will you take no more
When will you fucking grow a pair
And finally just say no
Consumewhore
You’re buying everything
Consumewhore
And what more do you need
Consumewhore
You know they tell you lies
Consumewhore
And yet you buy, buy
Consumewhore (consume more)
Buy! Buy!
You now have everything
But still aren’t satisfied
You’ll continue buying
Until the day you’ve died
So go ahead and consume
You motherfucking whore
And find out if your money will buy
Just what you’re looking for
Consumewhore
You’re buying everything
Consumewhore
And what more do you need
Consumewhore
You know they tell you lies
Consumewhore
And yet you buy, buy
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29. |
H1N1
01:10
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I saw it on the TV
There’s nothing we can do
We’re all gonna die
From the hybrid flu
I’ve got the swine flu
She’s got the swine flue
They’ve got the swine flu
We’re giving, giving it to you
They call it H1N1
It ain’t no fucking fun
You better start to worry
When your nose starts to run
I’ve got the swine flu
She’s got the swine flue
They’ve got the swine flu
We’re giving, giving it to you
We’ve all got the swine flu
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You will die by my knife
Yes you will
I will eat all the flesh
From my kill
You will be my next meal
Dice you up, grind you down
Take you home
Tear the meat, with my teeth
From your bone
You will be my next meal
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31. |
Outro
00:16
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