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Sermon
01:20
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Planet Sex
01:35
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On this planet all every day's an orgy
On this planet none of the women wear clothes
On this planet everybody sucks cock
On this planet all we do is...FUCK!
PLANET SEX!!
Doesn't really matter if you're straight or gay
On this planet nobody ever gets aids
On this planet all we do is beat our meat
On this planet all we do is...FUCK!
PLANET SEX!!
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3. |
Crime of the Century
01:29
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Rock n Rolls a crime
Will not let us play
Forced to turn it down
Or find another place
Hatred builds inside
We only want to play
But Rock n Rolls a crime
It just does not belong
Whats this coming to?
Are we animals in a zoo?
Whats this coming to?
They're taking rock n roll away from you!
There's no place to go
There's no place to play
Its time we let them know
That we're here to stay
Plenty of things out there
Worse than rock n roll
But the pigs don't care
Its time we let them know
What's this coming to?
Are we animals in a zoo?
What's this coming to?
They're taking rock n roll away from you!
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4. |
Garbage Man
01:13
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He is made of all the garbage that your family threw away
No one knows who built him. He just appeared one day
This giant robot is made of fucking traaaash!
Lasers are set to kill. He's gonna fucking smaaash!
Particle beams and laser guns, gonna fuck up your town
Chaos and destruction is the only thing he leaves behind
This giant robot is made of fucking traaaash!
Lasers are set to kill. He's gonna fucking smaaaash!
This robot is made of junk and he smells like a skunk
Ghastly sight to behold now its time to fucking run
This giant robot is made of fucking traaash!
Lasers are set to kill. He's gonna fucking smaaaash!
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5. |
Love is for Pussies
00:44
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This songs not a love song (Love really fucking sucks)
Everything about love (really pisses me off)
Love is for pussies (Never want to fall in love)
If I see someone in love (I hope they fucking die)
A horrible DEATH!
I hope you get cancer and fucking die
Maybe a stroke. I can't decide.
Bullet in the head, it won't be long
Love fucking sucks so I wrote this song
LOVE. IS. FOR PUSSIES!!!
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6. |
Christianity Inc.
01:51
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Wake up Sunday morning. Don't be late
Don't forget the money for the collection plate.
And just what did you cash buy?
A brand new Porsche for Jesus Christ!
There's a knock at my door. Who could it be?
Another religious zealot. Trying to steal from me!
All of their values that they push and distort
Gathering all your money to push the agenda of the church
And just what did you cash buy?
A private jet for Jesus Christ!
Relinquish your wallet to god!
Empty your pockets for god!
Relinquish your wallet to god!
Empty your pockets for god!
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7. |
Necromancer
02:22
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Late last night, head to the cemetery.
Met up with some buds for a game of D&D
They invited Melvin, a total fucking nerd
"Who invited this loser?" would be my final words
NECRO! NECRO! NECRO! NECROMANCER!
Character sheets are written and the games about to start.
Melvin tried to cast a spell to avoid being ripped apart.
We all laughed at him because he couldn't afford the Mana cost.
Unbeknownst to all of us the game would soon be lost!
NECRO! NECRO! NECRO! NECROMANCER!
Melvin started chanting like a total fucking geek.
And after he was finished the woods began to shriek.
Something isn't right. Corpses are rising from their graves.
Tried to turn and run but the zombies ate my face!
NECRO! NECRO! NECRO! NECROMANCER!
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8. |
Coprophage
00:58
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Let me tell you about a beast. You won't believe the shit it eats!
This nasty beast has a peculiar taste.
Lives in the sewers and feeds on our waste.
Bowel movements and feces, these are its passion
Forget to flush and its your shit it'll be gnashing.
Emits a foul order, its covered in flies!
Take one sniff and then you will die!
EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT! EAT SHIT!
Coprophage! Coprophage! Coprophage! Coprophage!
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9. |
Barrels o' Fun
01:09
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Can't get through the exit cause there's demons in my way!
Shoot a barrel with a bullet, blows up in their face!
Better stick around cause the party's just begun!
Everybody's gonna have barrels of fun!
Barrels of fun!
Barrels of fun!
Barrels of fun for everyone!
Barrels of fun for everyone!
Climbing up the ladder but the barrels knock me down!
Make it to the top, gonna make that monkey frown!
Zookeepers got it rough, but this party's just begun!
Everybody's gonna have barrels of fun!
Barrels of fun!
Barrels of fun!
Barrels of fun for everyone!
Barrels of fun for everyone!
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10. |
Orifice
00:40
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I know our love has just begun
But all I want is anal fun
Why can't you just open up
And let me in! Let me in!
Vaginal sex just ain't the same
Don't wanna play these fucking games
I only wanna fuck your butt
Let me in! Let me in!
Orifice. Oh, Orifice. Why don't you let me in your Orifice?
Orifice. Oh, Orifice. Why don't you let me in your Orifice?
I know our love has just begun
But all I want is anal fun
Why can't you just open up
And let me in! Let me in!
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Shit Sandwich
01:40
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No bacon. No lettuce. No tomato. (ONLY SHIT!)
No pickles. No ketchup. No onions. (ONLY SHIT!)
No ham. No swiss. No mayo. (ONLY SHIT!)
No roast beef. No chedder. No horsey. (ONLY SHIT!)
Shit sandwich. Its all I need. Shit sandwich and a glass of pee!
No corned beef. No sauerkraut. No dressing. (ONLY SHIT!)
No spinach. No carrots. No relish. (ONLY SHIT!)
No salami. No turkey. No chicken. (ONLY SHIT!)
No BBQ. No olives. No peppers. (ONLY SHIT!)
Shit sandwich. Its all I need. Shit sandwich and a glass of pee!
No fish. No tartar. No American. (ONLY SHIT!)
No burger. No steak sauce. No tofu. (ONLY SHIT!)
No oil. No vinegar. No salt. (ONLY SHIT!)
No sauce. No cheese. No nothing! (ONLY SHIT!)
Shit sandwich. Its all I need. Shit sandwich and a glass of pee!
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Here they come you better run
They're coming for your face
Asshole babies on the loose
Fucking up your day
Makes no sense how they were born
Coming from your ass
Only purpose to fuck you up
And take all of your cash
Asshole babies from you asshole
Aren't too fucking nice
They'll beat you up if you don't run
Its time for fight or flight
Little babies, giant arms, hell of a diaper rash
Mutant infants with attitude
Beat your fucking ass
How they came from your asshole
No one really knows
Aggression must be from your spouses genes
Or so your story goes
Give them a bottle, a lullaby and tuck them into bed
Pack your bags cause in the morning
You are fucking dead!
They've got muscles, they want your money
Here they come, time to start running
Asshole babies from your asshole
They've come to beat up us all!
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Stephen Hawking sounds like a fucking retard!
But he is smarter than you!
He solved the theory of everything!
You couldn't even solve two plus two!
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14. |
Monogomy
00:06
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MONOGOMY....SUCKS!!!
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Shut Up and Die
01:17
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Shut up and die don't speak your mind cause I don't give a shit
If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it
Just shut up, don't say a word, its getting fucking old
I hope you die and fucking rot, with the roaches and the mold
SHUT UP!
AND DIE!
SHUT UP!
Shut up and die you piece of shit, I don't give a fuck
If you wanna open your mouth, you're shit outta luck
No one wants to hear a word that you have to say
Shut up and die, leave me alone. It'd make my fucking day
SHUT UP!
AND DIE!
SHUT UP!
Shut up and die don't speak your mind cause I don't give a shit
If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it
Just shut up, don't say a word, its getting fucking old
I hope you die and fucking rot, with the roaches and the mold
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16. |
Premarital Fuck
00:29
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Don't care what the preacher said (Fucking boys and giving head)
Put my dick in her cunt (Orgasm is what I want)
Don't wanna follow these fucking rules (Waiting till marriage is for fools)
Got no girl? Masturbate! (Fuck me now it can not wait)
Premarital. Premarital. Premarital FUCK!
Premarital. Premarital. Premarital FUCK!
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Fagotron
02:53
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Fagotron! (x4)
Kneel before FAGOTRON (x4)
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18. |
Cock Mutilation
01:47
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Tighten it up in a vice
Lacerate it in a knife
Masturbate with a circular saw
Get a blow job from Jaws
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Mutilate your dick!
Take a nail, nail it to a board
Stab your sausage with a fork
Throw your meat on the fire
Strangle it with a piano wire
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Mutilate your dick!
Have Mike Tyson punch it hard
Slam it in the door of your car
Put it in the paper shredder
Fuck it. Never better!
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Mutilate your dick!
Tighten it up in a vice
Lacerate it in a knife
Masturbate with a circular saw
Get a blow job from Jaws
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Cock Mutilation!
Mutilate your dick!
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I just wanna stomp my feet
I just wanna slam to the beat
I don't want anything slow
I just wanna rock n roll
I just wanna rock n roll. I just wanna rock n roll. I just wanna rock n roll. I just wanna rock n roll.
I don't wanna be stuck in the office all day.
I don't wanna be no corporate slave.
I just wanna go to the show.
I just wanna rock n roll!
I just wanna rock n roll. I just wanna rock n roll. I just wanna rock n roll. I just wanna rock n roll.
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20. |
Dick Snot
02:14
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In the morning and late at night
Need a tissue, don't ask why
Here I sit, bout to explode
Really need to blow my load
Dick snot! Dick snot! Dick snot! DICK SNOT!
Monitors glow is really warm
Get my fix, internet porn
A sick bastard, orgasm fiend
Gooey mess on computer screen
Dick snot! Dick snot! Dick snot! DICK SNOT!
Sticky gooey and its white
Stroke my cock and I might
Shoot this batch on your face
Come on babe no time to waste
Dick snot! Dick snot! Dick snot! DICK SNOT!
In the morning and late at night
Need a tissue, don't ask why
Here I sit, bout to explode
Really need to blow my load
Dick snot! Dick snot! Dick snot! DICK SNOT!
DICK SNOT!!!
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21. |
Built to Splooge
01:13
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I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was born with a porno mag in my fuckings hands
Shoot that gooey goodness from my filthy glands
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
See a pretty woman walking down the street
Stick my hands down my pants and beat my fucking meat
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to splooge!
I was built to splooge. Built to fucking....SPLOOGE!!!
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22. |
Blow Your Mind
01:51
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Secondhand Destruction and we don't give a fuck
Buried our morals in a pile of smut
Write lyrics and rhymes about puke and shit
We'd blow your mind if your mind was in your dick
We'd blow your mind if you mind was in your dick (x4)
Got atleast four songs about chicks with cocks
Tentacle rape and your daughter is a cunt
Eating your friends and piles of shit
We'd blow your mind if your mind was in your dick
We'd blow your mind if you mind was in your dick (x4)
Abby's got a huge cock and John Day's bad in bed
Craig gave us herpes after Raalph erased our heads
Davey's still mating and Judy is our bitch
We'd blow your mind if your mind was in your dick!
We'd blow your mind if you mind was in your dick (x4)
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